Kelly Clarkson is getting divorced.
I asked August if he knew and he said he already got the Google alert.
The what?
Oh, nothing. Yes, I read it this morning.
Oh.
(For the record, Kelly, he is cute, single with absolutely ZERO baggage and is a realllllllly good catch and he's been in love with you for like fifteen years so I can vouch for his authenticity.)
(Also I can never thank August enough. She sings in my range and I've been using Because of You and Already Gone to warm up my vocal cords to sing on Ben's projects for at least a decade now.)