Happy International Women's Day.
I live in a house full of men, there is zero equality here and I don't even get to stand up to pee so I'm not sure what I'm celebrating because I definitely get the short end of the st- er, dick, I guess.
(But really, no I don't.)
(Snort.)
Supposedly I am supposed to be celebrating my rights today. Let's break it down:
My right to work? Unofficially not allowed, actually (but they cover it nicely by fashioning me into a much in-demand executive assistant for both Caleb and Batman, on call twenty-four seven with lovely renumeration to boot.)
My autonomy? Ahahahaha.
I can own property! This one works but is in direct contravention to my right to be free from sexual violence, which is...uh...how I keep the property.
My right to education: I am your friendly neighbourhood college dropout through circumstances far beyond my control (surprise!).
I have voted before though. Do I get flowers now?
I live in a house full of men, there is zero equality here and I don't even get to stand up to pee so I'm not sure what I'm celebrating because I definitely get the short end of the st- er, dick, I guess.
(But really, no I don't.)
(Snort.)
Supposedly I am supposed to be celebrating my rights today. Let's break it down:
My right to work? Unofficially not allowed, actually (but they cover it nicely by fashioning me into a much in-demand executive assistant for both Caleb and Batman, on call twenty-four seven with lovely renumeration to boot.)
My autonomy? Ahahahaha.
I can own property! This one works but is in direct contravention to my right to be free from sexual violence, which is...uh...how I keep the property.
My right to education: I am your friendly neighbourhood college dropout through circumstances far beyond my control (surprise!).
I have voted before though. Do I get flowers now?