What about it?
We should buy it.
Why do you want it, Bridget?
Because it has lakes and horses and cows and birds. Bears. Moose.
You can have all that here.
Show me a moose.
Caleb takes out his phone and starts typing.
No, I mean a present moose. I haven't seen one with my own eyes in years.
It's very remote. I don't think I want to be in prime forest fire territory.
But I keep looking at it. The layout is decent. The main house is a little strange but we could change it all and the swimming is RIGHT THERE, tons of it. Not just a pool and the ocean with the rocks-Then you would be the Lakewater Princess.
That's fine. Not like I can get down the deathtrap stairs anymore.
But you do anyway.
Of course I do. That's my beach.
I rest my case.
We could buy it as a vacation property.
We could do that but we're never going to go inland. You see how often we went to Tahoe.
Once every couple of years? It's because it's in another COUNTRY-
Keep looking. Find something near a little healthcare, maybe.
I do. Because I want space. And privacy. And a moose.