There are Halloween Goldfish this year! Tiny ghosts and pumpkins to go along with little vampire fish. I have had three little pouches of them so far this week. Did you know in this house we go through almost twenty bags of Goldfish a month? I used to buy the big boxes with two big foil pouches inside but the store I frequent no longer sells them in bulk so we buy three bags a week instead.
I feel like they're the thread of our lives. Little cheesy fish-shaped crackers, swimming through our days.
They missed a perfect opportunity to do dead goldfish crackers though. Little fishbones.
God, you're morbid. They're for kids.
Yes and I am and no, they're for everybody.