There's a big blackboard on the kitchen wall. I used to draw elaborate menu plans on it so everyone would know what we were having and could pitch in but lately it's been taken over by budding haiku artists. I'll let you decide who wrote which one.
I'm taking Bridget
To a place where she can sleep
See you Saturday
This is such bullshit
She needs to recuperate
Don't let her die, Bro
Have fun Mom and Dad
Everything will be just fine
Ignore these losers
