Today people were assholes.
No, you can't change your food order fifteen minutes after you've ordered.
No, you can't have any more time to decide. You're taking up space.
No, you can't send it back with two bites left.
Yes, people make mistakes. Sorry your chicken sandwich was the wrong chicken sandwich but that's what you ordered because I asked you.
Yes, the coffee sucks. So that you'll leave when you're finished, instead of lingering.
Of course the table is dirty. You sat yourself.
No, I won't go home with you.
No, you can't have my number.
And please, for the love of god don't call me Baby.
Ready to quit now, Bridge?
No. Tomorrow I'll show them.
Bridget, you can't change people.
Oh yeah? Look at you.
I'm a lion masquerading as a lamb.
Good enough for me.
No, you can't change your food order fifteen minutes after you've ordered.
No, you can't have any more time to decide. You're taking up space.
No, you can't send it back with two bites left.
Yes, people make mistakes. Sorry your chicken sandwich was the wrong chicken sandwich but that's what you ordered because I asked you.
Yes, the coffee sucks. So that you'll leave when you're finished, instead of lingering.
Of course the table is dirty. You sat yourself.
No, I won't go home with you.
No, you can't have my number.
And please, for the love of god don't call me Baby.
Ready to quit now, Bridge?
No. Tomorrow I'll show them.
Bridget, you can't change people.
Oh yeah? Look at you.
I'm a lion masquerading as a lamb.
Good enough for me.