When life gets really really overwhelming, God yells CATCH, Bridge. It's not a contest to see who can take the most suffering or difficulty, it's simply a reminder that life is full of ups and downs, it's unpredictable. It can be easy or hard. But you don't control it. He does.
He needs to let me take over for a bit.
What would you do?
Firstly, I'd turn the waterfalls to chocolate syrup.
Really. You're given power over mankind and you decide to be Willy Wonka?
Maybe.
Sam laughs and sips his iced tea. We're on the big hammock down by the gate to the beach. It's more private, quieter somehow. I had to be talked into it, but my iced tea isn't iced tea, so that helped.
What else?
All horses would be pegacorns.
What is that?
Wings and horns.
Oh.
Just imagine.
Those are not the things I would do.
No, I don't imagine.
I would ensure peace between all living souls.
Ha. Going to start with Lochlan and Caleb?
They're on the list.
We rock some more. It's growing dark. The mosquitoes are coming out. Sam doesn't notice but I start to get itchy just thinking about them.
Okay, there has to be something fluffy you would do.
I'd give people tails.
Tails?
Yes, tails. Like monkeys or lions. Then they would remember where they came from and what they lower to.
They'd also be easier to catch.
Glory, Bridge. You think of everything.
He needs to let me take over for a bit.
What would you do?
Firstly, I'd turn the waterfalls to chocolate syrup.
Really. You're given power over mankind and you decide to be Willy Wonka?
Maybe.
Sam laughs and sips his iced tea. We're on the big hammock down by the gate to the beach. It's more private, quieter somehow. I had to be talked into it, but my iced tea isn't iced tea, so that helped.
What else?
All horses would be pegacorns.
What is that?
Wings and horns.
Oh.
Just imagine.
Those are not the things I would do.
No, I don't imagine.
I would ensure peace between all living souls.
Ha. Going to start with Lochlan and Caleb?
They're on the list.
We rock some more. It's growing dark. The mosquitoes are coming out. Sam doesn't notice but I start to get itchy just thinking about them.
Okay, there has to be something fluffy you would do.
I'd give people tails.
Tails?
Yes, tails. Like monkeys or lions. Then they would remember where they came from and what they lower to.
They'd also be easier to catch.
Glory, Bridge. You think of everything.