Might have food delivered out here for an early dinner, as I kind of don't want to move. I already had coffee, croissants and my laptop delivered to me poolside. Got to objectify a few willing people along the way, got objectified in return as I've busted out the new pink eyelet string bikini, which looks great with my perpetual sun/razor burns. Pink is probably the wrong color today, as Caleb is legendary for giving me bad razor burn, but my new striped bathing suit (one piece! I love it but no one else seems to?!) is on the clothesline and I forgot to check and see if it was dry.
The stripes are orange, blue, brown and a dusty rose. It's so seventies.
Hey. I try to get Dalton's attention but the man is out cold. Dalt. Hey DALT. He doesn't move so I call PJ. Who can organize dinner out here without me leaving?
You're asking me if I'll bring out steaks and a salad to cook out there?
No, I want Vietnamese takeaway.
Ah. Going hard on the self-care today?
Huh?
You want me to go fetch you takeout?
No. Is anyone out who can pick some up?
Bridget, I was sleeping. Send out a note. If someone can get it, I'm sure they will.
I don't know if I want to play that card.
Why not?
What if I need a bigger favor later?
You know how to suck a dick.
JESUS, PJ!
The stripes are orange, blue, brown and a dusty rose. It's so seventies.
Hey. I try to get Dalton's attention but the man is out cold. Dalt. Hey DALT. He doesn't move so I call PJ. Who can organize dinner out here without me leaving?
You're asking me if I'll bring out steaks and a salad to cook out there?
No, I want Vietnamese takeaway.
Ah. Going hard on the self-care today?
Huh?
You want me to go fetch you takeout?
No. Is anyone out who can pick some up?
Bridget, I was sleeping. Send out a note. If someone can get it, I'm sure they will.
I don't know if I want to play that card.
Why not?
What if I need a bigger favor later?
You know how to suck a dick.
JESUS, PJ!