You know when the specialist puts drops in your eyes and the green disappears completely and your pupils are huge and black and you look scary, like Wes Borland circa early nineties hot-creepy?
Right. That's meeeeeeeeeeeee.
No post because I can't even see fuck all. She thought I was hilarious though because it burned so badly when she put the drops in I let loose with a string of explicatives I usually reserve for driving on freshly frozen ice roads.
She wasn't offended, just amused. But no, I still can't see. All is well though. At least this time we don't have to wait for pathology.
(See? I technically tell you NOTHING.)
