Will you be prompt this evening? I was planning on having the cheese toast ready when you arrive.
No.
Can you give me a time then?
No.
Bridget.
What.
Put on a pretty dress and come to me.
No.
Single words? From you? Who is this?
Bridget.
Prove it.
In Vegas in 1995 you won 30k and they gave us free champagne. Worst and best collective hangover of our lives. Still surprised it didn't involve any Russian ganglords or any transvestite showgirls considering where we stayed.
Okay it's you. And in 1995 that was a nice hotel.
Depends on your definition of nice.
My definition of nice has a picture of you beside it.
That isn't charming or clever.
My apologies. I need more cheese and then I'll be at the top of my game.
No more games, remember?
Fine. Your picture is actually filed under O.
Wow. Crass.
No, CHEESE. and it's O for Obsession. Mine. You win. I'll be honest. And if it makes them feel better I'll make sure to deliver you home before midnight.
I'm not putting on a dress. It's cold and pouring rain outside right now.
Fine, arrive naked. All my dreams will come true at once.
I'm staying home.
OMG ITS GROUNDHOG DAY BUT WITH SMS.
Did you know in Vegas they gave us free champagne?
Did you know the waitress that brought it to the room was a transvestite?
NO. HOLY SHIT.
THATS WHAT I SAID WHEN I TIPPED HIM AND HE MADE A PASS AT ME.
You never told me that.
I had you in my room and we were getting drunk, I wasn't about to spoil the moment.
How would that have spoiled the moment?
I would have had to dwell on his offer.
You know what helps with dwelling on things, Caleb?
What.
Cheese Whiz. Goodnight.
Goodnight? What? COME OVER.
Goodnight Diabhal.
Do I need to order you to come to me?
Don't do that.
Oh but I will.
I'll send a transvestite instead.
Can I pick who it is?
WHAT? TELL ME WHO YOU'D PICK.
LOCH. It would be the only rejection he's ever had and I want him to feel it, just once.
The only one, eh?
You don't reject him.
Of course not.
Then, yes. The only one.
I'll dress him up and send him to you.
I know Ben would do it but Loch probably wouldn't.
You would be surprised.
On second thought, keep him home. Last thing I need tonight if you're not stopping down is Pyro, in a dress and on my case.
He's on it from here. Can't you feel it? Not the dress, I mean your case.
You're so LITERAL.
It's the cheese.
BUT YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANY YET BRIDGET!
