And the fear burns awayThe phone rings at 5:30 this morning, 8:30 New York time. I am not awake. I'm not caffeinated. I'm not sure it wasn't some sort of massively vicious prank or, at the very least, a dream.
The sky breathes it in
So why sit and wait
For the new world to begin
Jesus fuck, bee, a guy makes a shitty comment and you run with it and now I've given away my life without even knowing it. Is my stuff outside in a smoldering heap in the driveway?
Who is this?
Oh my FUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bridget. I love you. Perfect comeback.
Then why are you all like 'You don't need me.'?
Because you don't. But that's a good thing. We have a healthy relationship, it's just unconventional. Well, except for the fact that I regularly lick you all over but if we were any healthier you'd be whole wheat.
Then why won't you come home?
I had a meeting that I wanted to go to. And I have a surprise.
What surprise?
You'll just have to see when I get there.
I roll my sleepy eyes toward the ceiling. I don't think I can stand another day without you. When will you be home?
How does tonight sound?
Better than good.
Okay so in the meantime? Don't listen to Caleb. Don't listen to anyone. We'll sort it out. We always do. Just don't listen to any of them.
Do I ever?
That's my girl.