Just. need. to. rant.
I have a huge peeve that doesn't come up often but when it does I want to scream right out of my skin. People who refer to a very short period of time as AGES ago. As in "I graduated from college a long time ago." and they stand there smugly and then when you ask the year they say 2007.
Or,
They've been dating forever.
How long is forever?
Like, eight MONTHS!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
This is not a long time period, people.
Oh, and today I saw something that was six years old referred to as vintage.
Stab me, please. In both the eyes and the ears.