It's getting long again.
Yeah, I suppose I should shave it.
Keep it, it'll look great when you meet David Suzuki.
Yeah or I could shave it off and look younger.
You and Ed Genochio*. You both look hot with beards and yet you both keep shaving them off.
You think Ed Genochio is hot?
Of course. Don't you?
Not so much, Bridge.
Well, you should, because he is.
What about David Suzuki?
That depends.
I see.
He's no Ed.
Stop with the Ed nonsense.
Are you jealous?
I've walked more than he's biked.
I don't doubt it.
I've been to more places, too.
Are you playing a one-sided game of my-cock-is-bigger-than-yours?
Possibly.
Why on earth do you need to do that?
Because you said he was cute.
Well, he is. He's got a great accent, too.
I don't need to know this, Bridge!
(*For the record, I've had a crush on Ed Genochio for a few years now.)
