Back in 1995 or '96 I saw a movie about a woman who was completely introverted. Her entire life was online. The best and only memorable part of the movie to me (sorry Ms. Bullock) was that she could order pizza. Online. Without having to call.
I thought that was the cat's ass. The only thing greater would be a food replicator. Seriously. And a mere fourteen years later it has come to pass. I jumped online and ordered a pizza. It will be here in forty-five minutes.
This changes everything.
Point me toward a cake delivery joint and I will never leave the house again.
(Things are looking up this afternoon, by the way. Lochlan went home. The rain stopped. Ben called. All very good things.)
