PJ walked on eggshells, worried I would crack under the weight as he stepped closer, not sure if I needed a hand or some sort of deadly weapon to wield against another awful day of being cold and tired. Even my period started, as if my body was like, oh, are we making her as miserable as possible? I have a magic trick y'all need to see.
I'll take a hu-
I didn't even have the whole sentence out of my face and I was wrapped against him in one of PJ's famous massive bear hugs where he is all arms and beard and he doesn't let go until he's sure you're ready to pass out from being unable to breathe.
Then he'll laugh at you. But by then you don't even care, I promise. He gives the best hugs.
There. Think that hug should be called 'The Bloodletter' because I'm sure I squeezed out your whole period.
I laugh so hard I'm concerned I might cry again. PJ, it doesn't work that way.
The hell you say.
Not even kidding. Maybe one every hour for a week might work.
Still can't believe you can bleed like that for a week and not die-
What did I miss? Lochlan arrives at the worst (best?) time possible. Are you harassing her? At least feed her first. He holds up a bag. It better be chocolate bars. Wait. It better be cake.
I'll take a hu-
I didn't even have the whole sentence out of my face and I was wrapped against him in one of PJ's famous massive bear hugs where he is all arms and beard and he doesn't let go until he's sure you're ready to pass out from being unable to breathe.
Then he'll laugh at you. But by then you don't even care, I promise. He gives the best hugs.
There. Think that hug should be called 'The Bloodletter' because I'm sure I squeezed out your whole period.
I laugh so hard I'm concerned I might cry again. PJ, it doesn't work that way.
The hell you say.
Not even kidding. Maybe one every hour for a week might work.
Still can't believe you can bleed like that for a week and not die-
What did I miss? Lochlan arrives at the worst (best?) time possible. Are you harassing her? At least feed her first. He holds up a bag. It better be chocolate bars. Wait. It better be cake.