Ice-cold pre-dawn finds me in a cloak made from a field of stars, tied with a kuiper belt as I watch the planets revolve around me in a never-ending loop, a static circle of bodies, in a sky as far as the eye can see.
What are you thinking?
Nothing, actually. Just waiting for the coffee.
Seriously, Bridge.
Fine. Did you know that Gerry Kuiper discovered a whole whack-ton of meteors just chilling out by Neptune and once they get nudged into the circle of orbit they are actually tiny planets for a time?
That's what you're thinking about?
Mostly. I'm Neptune, and you guys are the tiny planets, except you're actually much bigger and I'm...Pluto, I guess.
Except Pluto's not a plan-
WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT.
What are you thinking?
Nothing, actually. Just waiting for the coffee.
Seriously, Bridge.
Fine. Did you know that Gerry Kuiper discovered a whole whack-ton of meteors just chilling out by Neptune and once they get nudged into the circle of orbit they are actually tiny planets for a time?
That's what you're thinking about?
Mostly. I'm Neptune, and you guys are the tiny planets, except you're actually much bigger and I'm...Pluto, I guess.
Except Pluto's not a plan-
WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT.