The feather mattress toppers for the new giant bed were delivered this morning.
So...comfortable...can't lift a finger. Holy COW.
Why didn't someone tell me these things existed?
I'm never leaving this bed again so YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
(Take turns, please. Jesus. Don't all show up at once. Or...well? I guess it doesn't matter anymore.)
(I know. Incorrigible. Snort.)