You want to know something? There are two distinct factions of people who email me who annoy the everloving fuck right out of me.
Those who know everything, aka the 'holier than thou' crowd and then there's the ones who assume.
Both, just go away. seriously. I don't need you, and if you know everything and are THAT awesome besides, then you have better things to do than send me shitty emails.
I can't even count how many people sent me messages telling me I was white trash/low rent/worthless because..are you even ready for this?
A mere ONE of those lipglosses came from a place that didn't start with drug- and end with -store. Two, for those of you with really sharp vision (rolls eyes).
Look, I'm reaaaaaallllly glad you wear exclusively MAC or whatever but I'm not sure why you're so gleeful in telling me. As in, you are better than me? Because of a brand name?
Sorry, I don't really play that game.
I wear makeup from the *GASP* drugstore, actually from the Save-On grocery store because they have a makeup aisle. Also? My mom sells Mary Kay. I actually don't wear much make-up at all. Mostly lip gloss, a little powder and some mascara. Nothing more. I don't really care where my dresses come from, I get my hair cut mostly at the same barbershop the boys go to (for TEN WHOLE DOLLARS) and if I talk about something expensive it is almost always provided by Caleb or Benjamin, and I never asked for it, they will simply treat me.
If that makes me 'low-rent', then slap a dollar-ninety-nine sticker on my ass and call it a short sale.
Actual news? Well, I guess it will have to wait. You are clearly busy sharpening your horns.
