New Jake is growing a beard (omg what's wrong with my knees?)
John just shaved his off. (I might have cried out in alarm when I saw him, as I didn't know who he was at first.)
PJ plans to grow his to his knees. God love my metalhead.
Ben has his customary-scary winter one.
Lochlan just looks weird and homeless with one. It doesn't work for him.
Caleb looks like a serial killer hiding in plain sight with his.
Daniel will never ever grow one and waxes.
Schuyler shaves twice a week, sometimes only once.
Christian also looks downright strange with one.
Batman always looks like a Wall Street financier down on his luck with one.
Sam looks like a... a Hobbit now with his.
And I have been trying to grow one for years and years and it never happens, and they won't tell me the secret of how to do it.