I went in tonight with PJ for moral support and Lochlan for Big Life Events you don't forget and I smiled really big and the dealership didn't remember me for a few moments, or why I was there.
But then they did and it was fine, because I saw it when we pulled in.
My brand new Jeep.
It's a Rubicon. Tires up to my neck. 2018 tech I will never learn and side rails that are actually incredibly slippery when you try to climb into the thing, or fall out of it as I have done every single time so far, forgetting it's a fathom to the ground and I'm about as graceful as a kitten on ice around that thing.
And I love it. So much. I'm finally big on the highway but I can reach all the pedals. I can leave everything the way I want it. I got exactly what I wanted.
It has locking differentials, Bridge.
Ummm, yes!
What are they for again?
Different compartments for locking up your belongings. Are you gatekeeping me?
No, not at all.
Good. Better not.
But then they did and it was fine, because I saw it when we pulled in.
My brand new Jeep.
It's a Rubicon. Tires up to my neck. 2018 tech I will never learn and side rails that are actually incredibly slippery when you try to climb into the thing, or fall out of it as I have done every single time so far, forgetting it's a fathom to the ground and I'm about as graceful as a kitten on ice around that thing.
And I love it. So much. I'm finally big on the highway but I can reach all the pedals. I can leave everything the way I want it. I got exactly what I wanted.
It has locking differentials, Bridge.
Ummm, yes!
What are they for again?
Different compartments for locking up your belongings. Are you gatekeeping me?
No, not at all.
Good. Better not.