What's dumb?
Dragging around all this...stuff. I point out. I show him the bag.
What's in it?
My wallet, phone, headphones, hearing aids and seven lipsticks.
Only seven?
It's my thing. I like lipstick.
And bobby pins.
Oh, yeah. There's ten or twenty at the bottom. How did you know?
I remember them. I thought you had morphed into a porcupine the first time I touched your hair.
I did, actually. No pins that day. I shrug and then laugh, giving myself away.
He grins. So pare down.
I suppose I could leave my wallet home.
Bridget-
I'm kidding!
No more sugar for you. It makes you silly.
I shoot a look at him sideways to see if that's a euphemism. It isn't. He means actual sugar.
I think it's the coffee, not the sugar, I tell him as I dispose of the wrappers and napkins and then the cup too.
He stops and waits. I don't know what for so I wander a little ways and then walk back to him.
Are you coming?
I was waiting for you to stop and reapply your lipstick.
I'm not wearing any.
Why on earth do you need seven with you then? We reach the car and he opens my door for me. Chivalry burns so brightly with this one.
Just in case of emergencies.
What constitutes a lipstick emergency, Bridget?
Well, if I don't have a pen then I'm fully prepared to take a lot of notes on the backs of cocktail napkins.
I didn't see napkins in your purse.
At some bar.
'At some bar'. What bar are you going to?
None, I don't like bars.
So where are you going to get the napkins then?
Oh my GOD. If I have to justify my lipstick hoarding then I'm done for the day. Take me home, please.
Can you mark down the route on this map? Wait, I don't have a pen.
I take out a lipstick and draw all over the map, and then the inside of the windshield and then his face, for good measure.
We clear now?
Yes, ma'am. Is this my shade? What do you think?
I think you're warm-toned, so no, probably not.
Well, try one of those then.
I don't have any of those! I'm cool.
Yes, yes you are, he says under his breath, as he pulls out of the lot. I can't believe he left all the marks I just drew on his face but suddenly I love him for it and I realize that the 'errands' trip was more to get me away from the house for a day because I needed it and didn't realize.