Hearing aids. Now.
Yessir. (I run and fetch them and put them in.)
Wow, you're fast. Now turn them on.
ARGHHHH. Fine. Just a minute. (I turn them on).
Ready?
Yup.
How are you feeling, my tiny beelet?
Like shit on a shingle, Benny. I wish you were here.
I know. I like to argue in person as well.
I wouldn't fight with you if you wouldn't keep flying off to places I can't go.
Is that what this is?
Maybe.
You miss me?
Cleverness really isn't your strong suit, is it?
No, we established that, Bridget. My strong suit is Hearts.
That was the best comeback ever, Ben.
No, this is: I'm in the driveway. In case you didn't notice your FRONT YARD behind me on the screen. Cleverness isn't your strong suit either. But I knew that already.
(At least that's what I think he said. I dropped the phone on the carpet and ran right out the front door.).
