There is some random blessing in having the guys around tonight, piled into the living room, sprawled out on every soft surface they can fit, playing Halo Wars. Even if my presence is only useful in the sense that, every fifteen seconds, someone calls out to ask if I'm sure the internet says that in the fourth mission, the skull is next to the bronze statue, on the steps near base two.
I should start making things up.
Okay, it says for this one, it's next to the gilded unicorn, at the top of the hill west of the stone turret.
What the...unicorn? There's no unicorn here, Bridge.
Keep playing, it must be there somewhere...
Believe me, I've resorted to treachery and misinformation only out of sheer boredom. I must be feeling better.
