The best part of traveling is not only the fact that I can eat my way across the globe, or that it cures my wanderlust to a huge degree, or that I get a little privacy, or even all the one-on-one time with Ben and Lochlan but it's also the funny little text messages from back home.
PJ: Can I have a cookie? Just one. I ate my vegetables.
Dalton: Dunk's wearing your underwear. Just thought you should know. He dances around like Buffalo Bill when you're not home.
Batman: Everything okay? (I rolled my eyes)
Ruth: Do I get paid for babysitting them?
Henry: Can I have two cookies? I ate my vegetables.
Sam: You okay? Oxo (I did not roll my eyes)
Joel: 8 am: Don't forget your meds
8 pm: Don't forget your meds
8 pm: Don't forget your meds
8 pm: Don't forget your meds
8 am: Don't forget your meds
(Ad nauseam)
Daniel: 568 Amsterdam is the pizza place. I think. Google it. SO GOOD
Caleb: Miss you baby girl x
PJ: We made an executive decision and ate the cookies.
Gage: Did the leaves change there yet?
Duncan: Don't believe a word they say I didn't dance xo
