In lieu of not actually having time to sit down and compose a proper entry, I thought I would fly by and share Ben's annual (and always different but always goofy) Vampire Christmas jokes with you:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What does a vampire always get his lover for Christmas?
Something en-grave-d!
And the last one, which brought dinner to a brief standstill:
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?
I don't know but it goes straight for the juggler!
