Those are great, princess.
What are?
Your sneezes. They're just orgasmic.
What are you talking about?
The breathless buildup and then climax and then the afterglowish bless-you thanks.
Wow.
What? I appreciate them, that's all.
Are you that bored?
Yup. Can I play with your phone?
Yes. On second thought, no, don't touch my stuff.
Why? My hands are clean.
I know your hands are clean, but your brain is positively filthy, Padraig.
