Seriously? The dishwasher took over an hour and it even dried the dishes but I can't touch them because they're weirdly hot.
Huh.
Next up? Graceful navigation with two small kids, two umbrellas, one tiny wet white puppy and the pouring rain. I won't even bother sharing, just know that we were entertainment for the masses.
No wonder Caleb is so embarrassed by me sometimes. Really I can sit up and look pretty but I'm thinking that about now that seems to be the scope of my talents.
Sitting up, I said.
Snort.
