Yes, I did succeed in making him more ornery than usual with writing that he withholds my wi-fi when I don't cooperate. He used to withhold things like rootbeer and chocolate. It's always age-appropriate.
I think I'm going to have to start pretending I really love beets and Nascar and then he can withhold things I don't give a shit for. That would be sublime. I'll work on that.
PS. I withhold things from him too. No worries. It's not like Lochlan actually has the upper hand.
In other news, guess who called?
:)
(I don't know why I'm smiling, it wasn't the best phone call I've ever had but it was nice to hear Ben's voice.)