Kings are in the moral order what monsters are in the natural.Lochlan smiles when he learns of my issues with getting into that dress. To be brutally honest it's an incredibly unforgiving dress and while I'm not going to trump the boys in appetite anytime soon, I'm not starving myself so don't feel like you should take me to task for my previous post, okay? Like Lochlan did..
~Henri Gregoire
When's the last time you let me make you breakfast?
Decades.
Can I do that this morning? You want to have something to eat with me?
Sure.
I know what he's making. I sit at the island and sip my coffee and watch as he gets out all the ingredients and begins to cook. Welsh Rarebit. I ate it every day of my life when we were on the road. I think it's one of three recipes he knows how to make but the only absolutely foolproof one. He does it well.
This isn't helping my dress situation.
You have a hundred dresses.
That's just an exaggeration, Loch. Only a real princess would have a hundred dresses.
Right. Go count then, this will stay warm.
No way.
I'd wager cash there's a hundred there.
You can't fit them in that closet.
Bridget, that closet is the size of my bedroom.
So?
Go count.
No.
Chickenshit.
Asshole.
Eat your breakfast, princess. Then go find a different dress.