If you could do anything this weekend, what would it be?
Hug.
Seriously.
Hug.
Bridget, you're impossible.
Oh, now you're making me sad. Can I have a hug?
Sure, I'll be home tonight.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Yay! So why did you ask me what I wanted to do?
Well, I could have gotten us tickets to the Coney Island freakshow and I was waiting for you to say "See a freakshow." when I asked what you wanted to do. Then when you did, I would have said "Well, I just happen to have tickets to one." and then you would have laughed and it would have been cool but it didn't work and now I just have to be witty and cool with no material to work with.
Oh, see, now, someone REALLY NEEDS a hug. Come home, I have lots.
Then why did you say you needed one?
I don't like my own, silly. Only ones from other people.
