See this box?
Yes.
Don't open it. You can guess what it is but you're not allowed to open it.
Okay.
Well?
Well, what?
Aren't you going to guess at what it is?
Okay. Is it a Sigur Ros CD?
Little small for that, don't you think?
Well, then is it a grizzly bear?
Brid-get. Be serious, now.
Is it a marshmallow?
Wrong, all wrong. Guess you'll have to wait until the fourteenth to find out.
You're not going to leave it on the table all week like that, are you?
Yes, I am, actually.
Oh, well, that's just mean.
So was guessing that I was going to give you a bear or a marshmallow for Valentine's Day. Or a Sigur Ros CD, of all things.
