I went next door this afternoon to check with Christian to make sure he's looking at the Pinterest things I've been saving for him and he and Andrew were busy putting together furniture! Because the wedding is on New Year's Eve one of their gifts to each other is a fresh start, such as new bedroom and den furniture and sheets and robes and bookcases and much much more.
Because I don't know about you but stuff has baggage, and after you've had a couple or maybe hardly any relationships you wind up realizing all of your stuff hasn't changed but you have.
You've changed a lot.
So I barge in only to see Andrew holding a drill and Christian holding the instructions upside down and they both seem to be biting their tongues because I'm there.
Did I interrupt something? We have an only-knock-outside-of-normal-waking-hours policy point-wide so I don't think I did.
Oh, Christian was just telling me no one needs instructions and that's why we're four hours into this and don't even have a completed drawer for a nighttable.
That's not what I said, Andrew, I said most people-
I heard what you said.
I backed out of the room slowly and shut the door. Apparently I interrupted the final compatibility test of every good relationship: IKEA.
Because I don't know about you but stuff has baggage, and after you've had a couple or maybe hardly any relationships you wind up realizing all of your stuff hasn't changed but you have.
You've changed a lot.
So I barge in only to see Andrew holding a drill and Christian holding the instructions upside down and they both seem to be biting their tongues because I'm there.
Did I interrupt something? We have an only-knock-outside-of-normal-waking-hours policy point-wide so I don't think I did.
Oh, Christian was just telling me no one needs instructions and that's why we're four hours into this and don't even have a completed drawer for a nighttable.
That's not what I said, Andrew, I said most people-
I heard what you said.
I backed out of the room slowly and shut the door. Apparently I interrupted the final compatibility test of every good relationship: IKEA.