As a six-year veteran of gardening in less than ideal conditions, today is a momentous day for me. Behold, I bring you...
microlilacs.

Or maybe they are
macro-lilacs, since I had to ratchet the camera down to get anything at all and I almost missed them in my travels around the garden, having dismissed this sort of generic looking perennial that I had forgotten the name of over the winter.
I never said I was a conscientious gardener, just a persistent one. I've wanted my own scratch-grown lilacs since forever. Now I got 'em.
Yay.