As an addendum to the previous post, since you think your darkest of voyeuristic desires can be satisfied over the freaking internet, I'll just make it easy for you.
Ben's profession? He's a door-to-door salesman. Tattoo machines.
Our last name is Doe. I'm planning on changing my name to Jane. Simply to be famous.
I didn't think you would believe any of that. Now stop asking. Thank you.